Monday, June 22, 2009

Stick It

Burt Vickerman: Where is this deduction coming from?
Head Vault Judge: Her bra was showing, Burt. It is an automatic deduction if an undergarment is showing, Burt!
Burt Vickerman: She's flipping through the air, Doris, she's spinning! Of course her bra popped out! That rule is ancient!
Head Vault Judge: Apparently so is her bra.
Burt Vickerman: [to Mina] Your bra was showing.
[to audience]
Burt Vickerman: One-tenth off because her bra was showing!
[audience boos]
Joanne: [hugs Mina] Even I think that's low. And I should be happy, I mean, I want to win!

Some Came Running

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Two Women

"I am a human being!"

Thursday, June 18, 2009

People Who Do Noise

Daisies (Sedmikrásky)

The House Is Black (Khaneh siah ast)

“There is no shortage of ugliness in the world. If man closed his eyes to it, there would be even more.”

A Taste Of Cherry (Ta'm e guilass)

"I believe in a cinema which gives more possibilities and more time to its viewer--a half-fabricated cinema, an unfinished cinema that is completed by the creative spirit of the viewer, [so that] all of a sudden we have a hundred films."

Star Trek

Spock: Father...
[the elder Vulcan turns and is revealed as Spock Prime]
Spock: I am not our father.
[Young Spock, now recognizing who he is, approaches]
Spock: There are so few Vulcans left. We cannot afford to ignore each other.
Spock: Then why did you send Kirk aboard, when you alone could have explained the truth?
Spock: Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together, of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize.
Spock: How did you persuade him to keep your secret?
Spock: He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue should he break his promise...
Spock: You lied?
Spock: Ah... I - I implied.
Spock: A gamble.
Spock: An act of faith. One I hope that you will repeat in your future in Starfleet.
Spock: In the face of extinction, it is only logical that I resign my Starfleet commission and help rebuild our race...
Spock: And, yet, you can be in two places at once. I urge you to remain in Starfleet. I have already located a suitable planet in which to establish a Vulcan colony. Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor: Put aside logic. Do what feels right.
[Spock Prime turns and leaves]
Spock: Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say...
[Shows Vulcan hand salute]
Spock: Good luck.

X-Men Origines: Wolverine

William Stryker: Your country needs you.
Logan: I'm Canadian.

Sin Nombre

Rudo Y Cursi

Fresa y chocolate (Strawberries & Chocolate)

"I knew he was homosexual, because they had chocolate ice cream, and yet he ordered strawberry."

Millenium Mambo (Qian xi man po)

Good Morning (Ohayô)

"I Love You"

West Side Story

Action: What are we doin', poopin' around with dumb broads for?
Graziella, Riff's Girl: I and Velma ain't dumb! Are we, Velma?
Velma, Ice's Girl: No thank you.
Velma, Ice's Girl: oo
Velma, Ice's Girl: Ooo-belee-oo.
Graziella, Riff's Girl: And you can punctuate it...
Velma, Ice's Girl: Ooo.